Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

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  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #1

    Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

    INSERT OVERLY LONG EYE-CATCHING TITLE iN OBNOXIOUSLY HUGE FONT SIZE HERE

    How this will work:

    This thread is a parody of R^3's rate function. The goal of this thread is to get all of the FFR community to play Excite Bike on 0.00001x rate by posting pictures of arrows in this thread at the right times.

    Unlike in R^3's actual rate function, the judgement windows themselves will also be slowed down to 0.00001x rate rather than kept as individual frames, otherwise this would be impossible. (Obviously.)

    You may ask: how the hell are we supposed to know when to post? I'm not giving you any hints. You're supposed to work it out yourself. You are allowed to post about strategy and arrow timings and stuff in this thread; it is, after all, a community achievement. (unless you're arcnmx who gave me the frame timings for this thing and you're not supposed to just go and tell everyone)



    Rules

    Each person may only post one arrow in total in this thread. That way we get 32 people in total to post arrows for a FC and make it truly a community effort.

    **NO POST EDITING.** If you post an arrow by mistake, it's staying there and everyone will hate you. I'm sorry to be a killjoy, but this is how FFR is supposed to work: if you make a mistake, you have to accept it and move on, or start over; you can't correct it while you go along, haha. If I see an arrow posted with an "edited" line under the post it will be ignored and I might have to ignore all other posts by you in the thread or something... Just don't edit your posts, OK? And if you're a mod/admin/whatever don't edit other people's posts to fudge the arrow timings.

    How to post an arrow: Just post a picture of an arrow pointing the correct way. It doesn't have to be a picture of an FFR arrow, any picture is fine, as long as it's obvious which way it's pointing.

    If your image host goes bankrupt or whatever I will very reluctantly let you edit your post.

    Don't use the mirror mod. (obviously)

    Also I'm not going to tell you whether your post was an Amazing/Perfect/Good/Average/Boo until the very end of this thing, because I'm lazy. Let's just pretend you have arrow judgements turned off.



    Scoring and credits

    I will use combo scoring. The total credit payout, as it currently stands, is equal to your total combo score (max: 49600). If I get donations (please? ), I will multiply your combo score by the appropriate number. (i.e. so if you only score half the max total, only half the credit pot will be paid out and the other half returned, no matter what the credit pot is)

    Payouts: I will split the credit pot so that your share of the credits will be in the ratio 10:5:2:1:0 according to whether you contributed an Amazing, a Perfect, a Good, an Average, or a Boo. This is to discourage people from sabotaging the community effort by purposefully submitting an average or early good to get credits, not that anyone would do that, but just saying.



    I HEREBY DECLARE THE ARROW POSTED BELOW TO BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE "AMAZING" FRAME FOR THE FIRST ARROW AND THE SPONCON SHALL BEGIN.
    68
    toaster
    0%
    16
    chess computer
    0%
    8
    jack-in-the-box
    0%
    7
    bubble wrap dispenser
    0%
    25
    detachable floor
    0%
    12

    Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

    ask me anything here

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    r1: 5
    r2: 4
    r3: 6
    r4: 8
    r5: 3
    r6: 5
    r7: 15
    final position: 4th
  • HalfStep
    Can't AAA anything
    • Sep 2007
    • 1391

    #2
    Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate


    "BOO"

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    • Guest15937
      One-handed elite
      • May 2008
      • 1464

      #3
      Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

      0-frame jack

      banned for hack

      gf sponcon
      The renegade has betrayed me.

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      • DossarLX ODI
        Batch Manager
        Game Manager
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2008
        • 15000

        #4
        Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

        _root.beatBox = [[46, 'L', 'yellow'], [49, 'D', 'blue'], [56, 'U', 'red'], [63, 'D', 'blue'], [67, 'L', 'yellow'], [74, 'R', 'yellow'], [84, 'U', 'red'], [91, 'D', 'blue'], [94, 'U', 'yellow'], [101, 'R', 'yellow'], [112, 'U', 'red'], [119, 'U', 'blue'], [126, 'U', 'red'], [129, 'D', 'yellow'], [136, 'L', 'yellow'], [161, 'R', 'blue'], [168, 'U', 'red'], [175, 'D', 'blue'], [182, 'L', 'red'], [185, 'D', 'yellow'], [192, 'U', 'yellow'], [196, 'R', 'red'], [203, 'D', 'blue'], [210, 'U', 'red'], [213, 'L', 'yellow'], [220, 'D', 'yellow'], [224, 'U', 'red'], [227, 'R', 'yellow'], [234, 'L', 'yellow'], [241, 'D', 'yellow'], [248, 'U', 'yellow'], [251, 'R', 'red']];
        Originally posted by hi19hi19
        oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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        • HalfStep
          Can't AAA anything
          • Sep 2007
          • 1391

          #5
          Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

          55 minutes per frame btw, have fun.

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          • MracY
            FFR Veteran
            • Oct 2007
            • 284

            #6
            Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

            Indeed. The time between two arrows is so significantly large that you cannot expect this to succeed in any way.

            Perhaps you should try making the rate 10 times higher. That way this would only last a couple of months.

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            • HalfStep
              Can't AAA anything
              • Sep 2007
              • 1391

              #7
              Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

              Originally posted by MracY
              Perhaps you should try making the rate 10 times higher. That way this would only last a couple of months.
              It only takes 7.8 days.

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              • MracY
                FFR Veteran
                • Oct 2007
                • 284

                #8
                Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                Originally posted by HalfStep
                It only takes 7.8 days.
                Oh. I read it as 0.00001%.
                Last edited by MracY; 08-15-2013, 03:08 PM. Reason: Less rudeness.

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                • Tim Allen
                  B^)
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 1129

                  #9
                  Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                  i would like a bubble wrap dispenser for my car one day

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                  • DossarLX ODI
                    Batch Manager
                    Game Manager
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 15000

                    #10
                    Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                    0.03333333333333333333333333333333 seconds each frame normal rate

                    3333.3333333333333333333333333333 seconds for each frame on 0.00001x rate

                    First note: 153333.33 [ 46 x 3333.333 ]
                    Second note: 163333.317 [ 49 x 3333.333 ]
                    Third note: 186666.648 [ 56 x 3333.333 ]
                    Fourth note: 209999.979 [ 63 x 3333.333 ]
                    Fifth note: 223333.11 [ 67 x 3333.333 ]
                    Sixth note: 246666.642 [ 74 x 3333.333 ]
                    Seventh note: 279999.972 [ 84 x 3333.333 ]
                    Eighth note: 303333.303 [ 91 x 3333.333 ]
                    Ninth note: 313333.302 [ 94 x 3333.333 ]
                    Tenth note: 336666.633 [ 101 x 3333.333 ]
                    Eleventh note: 373333.296 [ 112 x 3333.333 ]
                    Twelfth note: 396666.627 [ 119 x 3333.333 ]
                    Thirteenth note: 419999.958 [ 126 x 3333.333 ]
                    Fourteenth note: 429999.957 [ 129 x 3333.333 ]
                    Fifteenth note: 453333.288 [ 136 x 3333.333 ]
                    Sixteenth note: 536666.613 [ 161 x 3333.333 ]
                    Seventeenth note: 559999.944 [ 168 x 3333.333 ]
                    Eighteenth note: 583333.275 [ 175 x 3333.333 ]
                    Ninteenth note: 606666.606 [ 182 x 3333.333 ]
                    Twentieth note: 616666.605 [ 185 x 3333.333 ]
                    21st note: 639999.936 [ 192 x 3333.333 ]
                    22nd note: 653333.268 [ 196 x 3333.333 ]
                    23rd note: 676666.599 [ 203 x 3333.333 ]
                    24th note: 699999.93 [ 210 x 3333.333 ]
                    25th note: 709999.929 [ 213 x 3333.333 ]
                    26th note: 733333.26 [ 220 x 3333.333 ]
                    27th note: 746666.592 [ 224 x 3333.333 ]
                    28th note: 756666.591 [ 227 x 3333.333 ]
                    29th note: 779999.922 [ 234 x 3333.333 ]
                    30th note: 803333.253 [ 241 x 3333.333 ]
                    31st note: 826666.584 [ 248 x 3333.333 ]
                    32nd note: 836666.583 [ 251 x 3333.333 ]

                    60 seconds in one minute
                    3600 seconds in one hour
                    86400 seconds in one day

                    Since the first note was already hit at the amazing frame, we are actually starting on the second note (it is a down arrow). 163333.317-153333.33 is 9999.987 seconds, which means the down arrow (second note in the song) will be hit at approximately 167 minutes after the thread was created today (3:36 PM to 6:23 PM EST)

                    This also means [836666.583-163333.317] = 673333.266, meaning this entire process will take 7.7932090972222222222222222222222 days.

                    Originally posted by HalfStep
                    It only takes 7.8 days.
                    Last edited by DossarLX ODI; 08-15-2013, 03:47 PM.
                    Originally posted by hi19hi19
                    oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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                    • Untimely Friction
                      D6 Challeneged
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 1267

                      #11
                      Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                      Best poll NA...

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                      • HalfStep
                        Can't AAA anything
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 1391

                        #12
                        Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                        Thanks for confirming my really quick approximation was pretty much correct lol

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                        • DossarLX ODI
                          Batch Manager
                          Game Manager
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 15000

                          #13
                          Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                          Third note (up arrow) will be hit 389 minutes after the second note; 6:23 PM EST to 12:52 AM EST since it's seven frames apart.

                          Basically to figure out when to hit the next note, look at the beatbox data and see how many frames apart each note is. 56 and 63 is seven frames apart meaning that the fourth note (down) will be hit ~389 minutes after the third note, august 15th 12:52 AM EST to august 15th 7:21 AM EST.

                          Take 3333.33 and multiply by how many frames apart something is. e.g. 3333.33x7 frames apart is 23333.31, divide by 3600 to get the hours. Then multiply by 60 to get the minutes.

                          Essentially this is a spon con where the users are rushing to calculate when to post the next notes, lol.

                          I put the frame data in this post.

                          The big problem here however is the rounding issue. I got 389 from 388.88883333333333333333333333333 and 167 from 166.66666666666666666666666666667, so there will be some minor timing issues.
                          Last edited by DossarLX ODI; 08-15-2013, 04:06 PM.
                          Originally posted by hi19hi19
                          oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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                          • HalfStep
                            Can't AAA anything
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 1391

                            #14
                            Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                            No one hit the 2nd note yet though, just me whooshing at nothing (sun)

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                            • mi40
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 3655

                              #15
                              Re: Sponcon: Excite Bike 0.00001x rate

                              not really spontaneous if you ask me

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