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  • s0ulst0n3
    <SPACE FOR RENT>
    • Sep 2006
    • 2076
    #1

    So Chuck Norris played FFR...

    I feel bad for the person he was playing against in MP.

    PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
    ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~
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    • UberMario
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2005
      • 1777
      #2
      Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

      He didn't get a full combo. Or any combo.
      That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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        • XPYRYMYNT
          ...just call me Eli
          • Jan 2004
          • 584
          #3
          Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

          Nine quintillion perfects? I'd expect more from Chuck.

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            • Gibson63
              FFR Veteran
              • Jan 2007
              • 1319
              #4
              Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

              wtf with this runny morning perfect counts


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                • heyitsmee
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2042
                  #5
                  Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                  good pa

                  edit" this guy here beats him in score
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                  Last edited by heyitsmee; 07-22-2008, 05:44 PM.

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                    • rzr
                      TWG Veteran
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 7608
                      #6
                      Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                      *shakes head* I expected more from this thread.

                      Originally posted by darkshark
                      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                      Originally posted by aperson
                      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                      Originally posted by Sprite-
                      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                        • s0ulst0n3
                          <SPACE FOR RENT>
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2076
                          #7
                          Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                          Originally posted by heyitsmee
                          good pa

                          edit" this guy here beats him in score
                          No one beats Chuck Norris. You see, the reason Chuck Norris's combo didn't show up because it would have broken FFR. He actually had a kazillion combo. He threw in some averages and a boo to make people feel better.
                          PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
                          ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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                            • Netjet!
                              Sic itur ad astra
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 4701
                              #8
                              Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                              Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
                              RIP Steve Van Ness <3

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                                • s0ulst0n3
                                  <SPACE FOR RENT>
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2076
                                  #9
                                  Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                  There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
                                  PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
                                  ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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                                    • rzr
                                      TWG Veteran
                                      • Oct 2007
                                      • 7608
                                      #10
                                      Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                      Chuci Norris was having sex in the back of a jeep when some of his semen escaped into the tail pipe. We know the result today as Optimus Prime.

                                      When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Not because he is ugly, but because not even a mirror is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

                                      Chuck Norris can end pi.

                                      Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

                                      Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

                                      I will pwn you all with Chuck Norris jokes.

                                      Originally posted by darkshark
                                      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                                      Originally posted by aperson
                                      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                                      Originally posted by Sprite-
                                      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                                      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                                      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                                        • blindreper1179
                                          Vice President Of TGB
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 5900
                                          #11
                                          Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                          chuck norris once upper cut a horse, thus making the giraffe.

                                          chuck norris can divide by zero.

                                          chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

                                          when chuck norris goes surfing, he attacks the sharks.
                                          Originally posted by thesunfan
                                          absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                                          Originally posted by choof
                                          It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                                          Originally posted by choof
                                          whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                                          Originally posted by Celirra
                                          I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                                            • heyitsmee
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 2042
                                              #12
                                              Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                              I'm dying here

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                                                • EnR
                                                  Massive flaming dildos.
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 8431
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                                  Theres a site with like 200+ chuck norris jokes. I've read them all, all your jokes are old.
                                                  I invented one wutwut.
                                                  Jesus can heal people, but only Chuck Norris can heal Jesus.
                                                  sigpic

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                                                    • s0ulst0n3
                                                      <SPACE FOR RENT>
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 2076
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                                      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

                                                      Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.

                                                      When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

                                                      Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

                                                      There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

                                                      In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

                                                      Lame/old ones but I'm done here.
                                                      PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
                                                      ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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                                                        • funmonkey54
                                                          The Chill Keeper
                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                          • 4127
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...

                                                          They were going to invent a Chuck Norris video game, but the plans got canceled because all the buttons did a roundhouse kick.

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