I like the part on the x-rated video where there's the short stop and either you or Jake say "ye." In other news I'm so surprised we got home from your house without the car dying. We also got $5 in free gas cause the guy at the gas station with the raptor claws didn't notice we kept pumping. That was pretty tyt.
I lol'd during Xrated lol...That was funny and ****ing insane and the same time...
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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