My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
How the fuck do you have 17 thousand games played. God you really have no life. Even i play a ton of stepmania but not nearly enough for 17 thousand rounds. I think i might have 17 thousand rounds total of all stepmania play ever.
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