College Humor Oreginals/NOOb Boyfriend
Posted on: December 20, 2009, at 10:20:55pm

Bryan:Hey
Jessica:Hey
Jessica:Mom,dad this is Bryan
Mrs.Leet:OHHH so this is the famous boy we have been hearing so much about.
Bryan:Nice to finally meet you Mrs.Leet and sir.
Mr.Leet:So Bryan what Warcraft server do you play on?
Bryan:Heh is that on..is that on the computer?
Bryan:You know what i think i forgot the dessert in the car.
Mr.Leet:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BRINGING HIS KIND IN TO MY HOUSE!?
Jessica:Dad he's a nice guy really.
Mr.Leet:OH but he's a noob Jessica a noob.
Jessica:But Bryan and I are perfect for each other.
Mrs.Leet:This relationship is heading for an epic fail young lady.
Mr.Leet.Your elite damn it we don't date noobs we PWN THEM!!!
Jessica:Well maybe i don't want to be elite.
Mr.Leet:YOUR INSOLENCE FOR THE LOSE!!!
Jessica:Maybe i love that he still watches VHS tapes and maybe i love that his phone still has a cord.
Mrs.Leet:OH WELL YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAY SOMEONE WHO HAS ALLIANCE!!
Jessica:I'll date who ever i want.
Mr.Leet:OVER MY LIVER LADY ROGUES TEMPORALLY DEAD BODY!!!
Bryan:Mr.Leet i may run around in circles when i play halo and i might never get a...monster kill well hehe i can't even find the space bar half the time but i know when i found true love and that is worth more than all of the uber gear in the world.
Mr.Leet:TOO LONG DID NOT LISTEN!

1. 1: finger all skill
   Posted at 7:07am on December 21st, 2009

   wow O.O