RvB reference
Posted on: January 10, 2012, at 06:14:14pm

caboose: church.... if i die... i want you to have my orange juice...

(a few sentences later)

chuch: alright, thats it, get out of the way doc ill take care of this.
caboose: i cant feel my torso!
doc: i dont think so. a new born is really susceptible to infection and disease, and cuddling. i only wanna expose it to as few people as possible.
church: hah, doc, dont worry im not gonna give it a cold... im just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. because thats how i roll.
doc: well now you're definitely not coming in. and i think we're going to send back your shower gift too.
caboose: im still laying here. why wont anyone help me?
church: ill tell you what, ill promise to wash my hands before i destroy the abomination of nature, ok?

1. 1: blaster824
   Posted at 9:43pm on January 10th, 2012

   Umb, don't make me pull rank on you
2. 2: the #1 umbreon
   Posted at 5:31am on January 11th, 2012

   what rank?!?!
3. 3: blaster824
   Posted at 10:13am on January 12th, 2012

   "pull rank? wtf? you dont outran- you dont outrank me I'm a captain"