Random Things to do on an Elevator!!!
Posted on: April 20, 2008, at 11:13:30am

You need to make race car noises when everyone gets on or off. Then blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimce painfully while smacking your forehead and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, shut UP!"
Show other passengers a woind and ask if it looks infected. Start singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons. You need to hollar "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Stare at a passenger and announce "Your One Of Them!" and move into a corner. Burp, and then say"Mmmmmm...tasty!" Leave a box between the doors.
You need to lay against the botton pannel, then you need to say "Wonder what this does," and push the big red botton.
You need to blow spit bubbles, then pull you bubble gum on of your mouth in long strings.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Then make explosive noises when somebody presses a botton.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Try to stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger." And if anybody brushes against you, recoil and holler "BAD TOUCH!!!!"

1. 1: beasty917
   Posted at 5:20pm on April 20th, 2008

   That's Funny! I wouldn't have thought that....I just rant and and other random things!☺