You go toMcDonalds one day..and order a cheeseburger. You see rats and roaches and suff on the floor and yell, "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS??" then you take a bite of the burger..when you over hear the employees talking about how they spray raid everywhere..you look at your burger..and once you do a car crashes through the window running over you AND a rat.

One day you wake up and you go to the bathroom and suddenly you trip over a little toy and land all the way in the toilet and then the toilet flushes itself because it's one of those Automatic ones... you go all the way toh the sewers and a Croc tries to attack you but you kill shoot it straight in the face with this gun you pulled out nowhere but your the one who falls and dies because turns out the croc had a death note and was expecting and wrote your name... congrats now you know you have a croc with a Death Note NEAR you.. *rimshot*
P.S: VIVA MANGOES!!!OLE!!!

Your walking toward a chinese festival and decide to check it out.You enjoy your time until one fatal mistake ruins your life you slip on Eggroll which happens to be next to a Sumo ring with a match going on while falling towards the ring into it a sumo wrestler that ways 600 pounds gets toss your direction. But your head lands flat face toward the floor and the sumo wrestler lands on your head. Making you sufficate and breaking your neck. LOl was that good enough ^-^

Ep 2 yes its finally here lets see One day your watching tv being bored when you here a crash outside while eating your banana. So you get up and go check it out you toss the banana outside on the street you go to the site of the sound a trash can is flip over so when you pick it up a racoon with one arm attacks you sratching and growling. You fight for your life bangiing the racoon against the brick wall you fall back toward the street and sliping on the banana falling on the street.A car is speeding down the road hiiting you and ending your life the man in the car gets scared but looks at his windsheild seeing a dead racoon and says "oh well it was just a racoon" Sweetness! ^-^

ok I was thinking yesterday and a bad way to die for a guy is this and this is going to be short so sorry the bad way to die is slipping on your own seamen and cracking your head bleeding to death or slipping on your friends lol that is bad and sick

hahah ok so you go in to a room full of guns right next to a room full of gas and explosives you pick a gun but then trip on your untided shoe sending thousands of pounds of gun on top of up most likely all of them loaded but you end up unharmed so you go in to the room full of explosives and gas and walk around blindly because of the lights are iut you reach around in your pocket for your lighter as you pill it out you light it the light shines bright showing you the was out as you get out in to the fresh air you get hit by a car and die

here we are ep3 your traveling in the woods by yourdelf for a little hike you end up at a cliif as soon as you step on the grass part a bear trap bites you leg and you yell in pain falling forward off the cliff into a dark abyss at the bottom you wake up at night with a broken leg and knee cap it to dark to see so you go in your bag and find match and light it up when the den lights up your in the middle of a grizzly pack of bears you get up and your bone makes a cracking noise that echeos trough the den the bears wake up and charge at you ending your life with there bellys full. ^-^ ummm

haha how bout that for funny

Having someone jump on you with a pogo stick?

ok lets see if i still got it ok there is this guy who works ata meat factory he has been pickin on this guy for months but little does he know that this guy is psycho so one day the guy pushes the crazy guy and the phsyco guy flips and pushes the other guy into the convyer belt the guy gets hooked and gets grinded into the machine never to beseen again the psycho guy takes the package meat to his grand parents and says enjoy your grandson and walks off but sudenly grandma gets pissed off and beats the guy with her crane until he passes out then he wakes up in a bed tied up and grandma is having her way with the guy grandma dies by a heart attack naked on top of the guy the cops come in and arrest him for killing the 95 year old women which then he died in jail buy droping the soap and getting jump by six people wanting to bone him

you go sky diving and you dont pull the shoot