top 10 uses 4 animal crackers
Posted on: May 21, 2007, at 05:57:21pm

Top 10 Things to Do with Animal Crackers

10. Do an animal cracker interpretation of the whole 'Lion King' movie. Extra kudos for whoever can find a box of Animal Crackers with hyenas.

9. Sibling Warfare: Self-defense (chuck it really hard). Comedy (chuck it really hard). Bribery ("If you make my bed, I will give you three lions and a monkey. If you don't make my bed, I will chuck three lions and a monkey at you really hard.")

8. Put a whole bunch of wet, soggy ones in someone's lunch plate ... totally looks like a pile of ... you can figure it out.

7. Try to figure out what the shapes really are, like ring-tailed lemurs and three-toed sloths. Bonus points for knowing the Latin names. (Minus points for being a huge nerd.)

6. Crumble them up and leave trails from room to room so you don't forget where you came from, whether at home or at school. Parents and janitors just LOVE that.

5. Save two of each before the flood ... of milk.

4. Talk to them. They're the only real friends you'll ever have. EVER.

3. Hunt them down like you're a lion on the savannah. Then leave the rest for scavengers.

2. Three words: circus act. Just forget the monkeys. They never listen.

1. Reenact your favorite Animal Planet scenes. Mating season, anyone?