Two Ethical Questions
Posted on: October 11, 2007, at 01:20:35pm

Read the questions, answer in your head, and then look at the answers on the bottom)

QUESTION#1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

QUESTION#2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way:
Answer to the abortion question -
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

1. 1: KiwiiCondom
   Posted at 4:47pm on February 17th, 2008

   Yes, fuckin' english shit.
   I hated that. And I don't even know you.
   But you look ........... like someone named Noah.