Random DOTS.
Posted on: April 29, 2008, at 12:28:31am

See this? . That's called a DOT. There's a DOT at every imperative sentence. Like that DOT. And that DOT. And so on and so forth. ... There's 4 DOTS. Let's count all the DOTS we see from here on out: (That's 2)

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(How many is that?)

Can you count all these DOTS without your brain just dropping a bomb on itself? Maybe your eyes will fall back into their sockets? Who knows? That's a hell of a lot of DOTS.




(And that's all for the counter. You can stop counting now. All the DOTS in THIS ONE box thing doesn't count. Don't count that DOT.
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All the DOTS above this big stack of words you HAVE to count. Can you guess the correct amount of DOTS in this Thought? I did. And Christ it took awhile. Maybe there are hundreds? Maybe thousands? Who knows? I knows.

Remember, only count the ones in sentences that are imperative. Ones with question marks or exclamation points do NOT count. So go ahead and comment on this thought with your guess. Make sure it's an HONEST guess.

I don't want to see guesses like,

TWELVE HUNDREDKAZILLIONMILLIONHILLIONBBQWAFFLILLION.

Cuz.. you know that's just crossing the line there.)