Women are better 41-60
Posted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:28:44pm

Women are Better 41-60


We're better arguers


We don't always have to think with our genitals


Massage!!!!


We're better parents


We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night


There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men


We're flexible


When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can


Menopause - thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50


Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex


Men in uniform


There is no penis envy


We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup


It generally takes us less to get drunk


We have a higher tolerance to pain


We often get to cut in line


Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T


Better tips


Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

We mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends