Women are better 21-40
Posted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:27:44pm

Women are Better 21-40


We don't have to mow the lawn


We don't have to take out the garbage


We don't have to paint the house or walls


PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men Cosmopolitan


We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole


Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold


PMS is a legal defense for murder


Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever


We can masturbate more in a day than men


2 words - multi orgasmic


We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals


Sweat is sexy on us


We never run out of excuses


You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often


Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too


We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back


We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men fuck up so often


We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner


Women are cleaner

Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know)