DEFECTIVE TURRETS
Posted on: April 25, 2011, at 04:08:44pm






We're back.
Hi there. Back again.
Hi again.
Well, hello stranger.
Hello there.
This time is our time. This time.
Second time's the charm.
Howdy, stranger.
We're back.
Aaand we're back.
Hi there.
Back and deadlier than ever.
Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?
Yeah.
Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice.
Dang.
Oooh, crap.
Oh, crap.
Dang, dang, dang.
How do we fix that?
Aw, come on!
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
Oh, for Pete's sake!
Nope. Still can't see.
Yep. Still blind.
Click, click, click.
Still defective.
Yeah-hah, that's right. Still defective.
Yeah, still not working.
Yep... nnnon-lethal as ever.
Can't... see... a thing.
Absolutely no improvement.
Not getting better with age.
This is just getting embarrassing.
Ah, you can go.
(Grunt) Don't tell anyone about this.
Okay!
Dang!
Alright. If anoyone asks, I killed you.
Hey, be a sport, lady, and just tell them I killed you.
Well played.
Welp, I tried.
Best of luck!
Best of luck, lady.
Hey, safe travels there.
Hey, nice potato. Like the potato!
Hey, thanks so much. Don't be a stranger.
Hey, it's been a pleasure.
Take me with you. Please.
Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart.
That was fun, wasn't it?
Well, you bested me this time.
Touche, young lady. Touche.
It's my big chance. I won't let you down!
You won't regret this.
Now, it's Broken Turret's time to shine! Get ready for it!
You asked for this.
Here it comes, pal!
Locked and loaded!
Ha-ha-ha! Got you right where I want you!
Oh. Aww, crap!
Aw, not again!
Oh, not now!
I'm fired, aren't I?
This is trouble.
Aw, this ain't good.
(Unintelligible)
D-Hey! I can't see a thing! What just happened?
Better open fire!
(click click-click click)
Dang.
Oh, thank God! You saved my bacon, pal!
Where are we going!? Is this a jail-break?
Can't see a thing!
Yeah! Let's do this!
Yeah, let's do this!
Yeah! Alright!
(multiple clicks)
Faaantastic.
No, wait! Wait!
Hey! No, wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aw, this is ridiculous!
Aw, come on!
What are you doing? No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Aw, this is ridiculous!
Well, I tried.
Well, can't win 'em all.
Nooooo!!! You can't fire me! I quit!!
Aw, COME ON, you guys!
Oh, this is just PERFECT!
Aw, come on.
AW, COME ON!!!
This isn't fair! Gimme another chaaaance!!!
No. Wait. Wait! AAAGGHHHH!
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Oh, come on.
Hey, hold on. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Hey, wait. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, wait. Wait. (wait x7 or 8)
No-no. No-no. No-no. Whoa-Whoa. No. Whoa!
Where are we going? What are we doing?
Whoa-oa!
Where are we go- Noooo!!!
You messed with the wrong turret!
(maniacal laughter)
Yeah. Ha. Ha-ha!
(laughs again)
Really? Alright.
Yes, indeed.
Yeees indeed.
Alright. Your funeral, pal.
So, we're ALL supposed to be blind then, right? Not just me?
Alright! Fantastic!
I, uh, don't have any bullets.
You gonna give me bullets?
Are there bullets up there?
Where do I get my gun?
Do, uh, we get some eyes at some point?
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm a bad man.
I, uh. I am a bad man.
Well, gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
Uuuuuhhh, BLAM! BLAM, BLAM-BLAM!
I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!!!
Well, I did my best.
Oh, no. I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
Hey, Squeaky Boys! Gimme some of your bullets! Can I get some bullets here?
Anybody got bullets?
Anyone got any bullets!?
Well, I tried.
Eeeeeeehhhhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
No can do.
Uh, no bullets! Sorry.
Hey, Squeaky Boys! How'd I do?
Yeah-hah! What's happening?
Yeah! I got it! Didn't I?
Yeah-hah!
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
Yeah-hah! Clickety-click-click.
Right on the money.
Shootin' blanks every time. All the time.
Yeah. That's right. Little Bull's-eye.
What did I hit?
Well, can't win 'em all.
How's that?
Standing down.
I'm trouble.
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
Alright, check this out.
Alright! Stand back, everybody.
Time to watch the master!
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
Sooo, what am I, uh... supposed to do here?
Identify yourself, or I will shoot!
Oh, well.
Yeah, how you doing? Pleased to meet you.
Yeah? What?
Yeah-hah. Let's do this!
Who said that?
Yeah-ha!
Moving again, coach!
Hello? Hello? Hel - oh, crap.
Yeah, hey. How you doing?
I'm gonna make ya proud.
Yeah, how you doing?
Ummmm.
Oh, well.
Crap.
Uh ,yeah, what?
I'm not defective. I'm not defective!