Why I Hate Florida and You Should Too
Posted on: November 1, 2007, at 08:07:26am

Florida.
I don't know why, but for some inane reason, people seem to see this as some sort of paradise. I can tell you from first hand experience that IT'S NOT. People in florida SUCK. nobody here can drive properly, which can be extremely dangerous for you if you are a pedestrian trying to cross the street. Old people flood here every winter, which although is great for businesses, it's not great for us locals who just want some freaking peace. Between all the god damn tourists and the mother flipping immigrants who somehow get drivers liscences and the tourists, Florida is a veritable hellhole. It especially sucks on the topic of education. We're so hung up on the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test)in our public schools, that kids don't get to learn nearly enough of what they need to learn to be even remotely successfull. It makes me wonder how the hell we got to be ranked 29th in the US for education. Lately, the housing market has gone crazy, with the houses being really cheap, and then they went to sky high prices, causing many people to lose their homes. We have had republican governors for god knows how long, the last one being our president's brother (Enough said!), and I think that this stae has gone to hell. As far as hurricanes go, we haven't hady very many lately, and they're not always as horrid as they are made out to be (at least not in my area).
But that's just one person's opinion, so belive what you want! JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS SOME FREAKING PARADISE BECAUSE IT'S NOT.

1. 1: hpfan575
   Posted at 11:55am on November 8th, 2007

   OO I HATE FCAT! BUT NOW THAT I'M HOMESCHOOLED I DNT HAVE TO TAKE IT! PPL FLORIDA SUCKS ITS A PIECE OF CRAP NO MOVE TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!
2. 2: Crashfan3
   Posted at 8:32am on November 15th, 2007

   Not just Florida. America Sucks. Japan or bust when I get out of college.