My Favorite Quotes
Posted on: January 1, 2008, at 09:03:26pm

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!

Sk8tah has dropped a bomb

I don’t think it’s possible for a girl to rape a guy after all… guys ALWAYS want it:3

I'mo kick yo' ass!

I can feel my braincells commiting suicide

I'm sorry, what now?

Fan-fuckin'-tastic!

Congradu-fuckin'-lations!

You think I give a good goddamn?!

I'm going to rip your spine out and use it for a coat hanger.

Whooptie-fuckin'-doo!

Can it, Gaylord.

There may, or may not be something living in your pocket.

We have a situation here!...I'm horny!

I have morning wood and I can hear radio stations in my head...I'll leave you to figure that one out.(go on I dare you.)

What in zee hell?!

Hey fuck you man!

Caffine'll kill ya'!

LIAR!!!

Death waits for no one, but I'll give you a ten second head start.

This is no time for your fagosity!

Don't give me a reason, no one will miss you.

Put a cock in it!

Shut it up!

Alright, muthafu(ka'?!

Touch me and you die.

Move along, asshole.

When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples.

You just HAD to say something, didn't you?!

You have just been violated!!

Take Captain Hook out of your ass and let's go!

Get the fuck outta the way!

If you can see my face while I'm driving, let me know so I can run you over.

I want a good, clean fight...here's some bottles and a couple rocks, LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Did you feel...molested when you woke up?

I'll sodomize you with a rusty chainsaw!

Find the kid that no one talks to, and talk to him every day. You'll live longer.

There are easier, and less painful ways to commit suicide.

Give me a dictionary, I'm going to smack some knowledge into you!

What the hell do I think about when I'm asleep?

There are things going on in my mind that I don't even know about...

1. 1: tha Guardians
   Posted at 5:07pm on January 2nd, 2008

   Put a cock in it xD
2. 2: Kristin Sparks
   Posted at 9:42pm on January 19th, 2008

   BUT I WANT THE COOKIE!!
3. 3: Dark0Malkavian
   Posted at 5:29am on May 6th, 2008

   "Did you feel...molested when you woke up?"
   .....Im sorry! My hand slipped!