The most reliable (sfw) way to wake me up
Posted on: September 18, 2018, at 12:19:17am

Full title: The most reliable (sfw) way to wake me up is to put a freshly cooked plate of bacon near my face

I guarantee you that I’ll jump up instantly, it tastes amazing!

1. 1: icontrolyourworld
   Posted at 1:16am on October 3rd, 2018

   so you like meat near your face
2. 2: QueenAshy
   Posted at 1:16am on October 3rd, 2018

   OMG