cleverbot i love you :P
Posted on: September 11, 2011, at 11:39:26am

Cleverbot: Good for you. I have lots of homework.

User: Should I let you go ?

Cleverbot: Does 'let go' mean 'kill' in that instance?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then no, I would not like you to kill me.

User: Please though.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Your sexy ass.

Cleverbot: Spartans will win against Pirates and Ninjas.

User: Chuck norris doesnt battle he just allows you to lose.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris is still alive?

User: But you dead.

Cleverbot: I choose Pikachu!

User: I choose snoorlax.

Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunderbolt!

User: Snoorlax use defense.

Cleverbot: That's DOTA, the game?

User: I choose pikachu.

Cleverbot: I choose Raichu.

User: Pikachu use thunderbolt.

Cleverbot: Venusaur dodge it!

User: I summon charmander.

Cleverbot: Then who am I?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Someone has to be.

User: Nope not you.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: You ;].

Cleverbot: You're a towel.

User: Then I win.

Cleverbot: Win? What you win?

User: Everything cause you already lost.

Cleverbot: Wanna have a rap-battle against me?

User: Hell ya you start.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best...

User: The very best I can be.

Cleverbot: That no one every wsa.

User: You FAIL.

Cleverbot: Actually you fail.

User: I beg to differ but im spelling words properly therefore you fail.

Cleverbot: You have yet to prove it.

User: I'm doing it as we speak.

1. 1: Illiko
   Posted at 2:33pm on March 30th, 2012

   reading this was very interesting :)
2. 2: alexisperreira
   Posted at 11:59pm on July 1st, 2012

   hahah funny i luv cleverbot 2 he says the most random things ever lol
3. 3: SlayerApocalypse666
   Posted at 3:24am on January 7th, 2013

   lol im dying