Metaphorically speaking, I will forcively move you with bodily motion, the recoil of which will send you in the general direction of the window. Immediately afterwards, I will initiate the second part of this push-and-pull motion, inversely sending you in a direction closer to the opposing wall. I will repeat the actions of these processes until perspiration expectedtly trickles down my genitalia which, for the sake of artistic expression I shall refer to under the colloquialism, "my balls."

Now tell me, who you finna try? Not me. :3

Ok first off this is my set up
Computer: Dv4 HP pavilion Laptop (fast, but old, and has overheating problems)

Pros of my computer: portable.

Cons: If I leave it on for more than 6 hours it can't hit notes anymore. The keys break. It overheats. The keyboard ruins my accuracy.

Keys: 1,2,-,= (used to be QWOP, but my O key has broken)

Pros: spread out and makes it easier on me

Cons: none that I know of.

Speed: 1.75 (I got the idea from DossarLX ODI)

Pros: can read all charts with ease

Cons: idk...

Fingers used: Middle and Ring finger

Pros: I have no idea, they're my fastest fingers for some reasn

Cons: 1 handed trills (but I can switch to my index fast enough not to miss most of the time)

Ok with all that being said, this is why I have a low AAA count. I have a low FC count because I hate playing easy songs. (Easier to just call me lazy) Only thing else to mention is sometimes I play with my laptop in my lap or in a bad spot and my playing suffers for it, you'll never hear me complain about it because I don't like to make excuses but yeah.

Ok so two days ago I decided to pretty much quit all the drugs I was doing at once. Other than the severe withdrawls that's gettin to me I'm pretty satisfied with this decision. and I intend to keep it. But if I'm bitchy or say somethin out of line within the next week or two I sincerely apologize.

KOKONOE HAS 3 BILLION (won't care anymore after 5)

Ok it's 5 AM right now and I'm wide awake it's time to run through EVERY easy song and FC EVERY song 10 and under (including southern cross an hey hey monkey....and system failure. The only 10 songs I consider an FC threat)

SLEEP DEPRIVATION FTW LET'S FUCKIN DO THIS!!!