It has come to my attention.
Posted on: July 1, 2007, at 12:18:28pm

Its come to my attention that we are under attack.

By whom you may ask? Who would have the audacity to attack us? The human race? The rulers of this planet?

I will tell you who.

Bears. Bears are a menace to all that we know and love. They've been watching for years, studying us, stealing our technology, our children, even attempting to mate with our women.

Im afraid there invasion is imminent. First they will send out the polar bears. Being the smaller population of the bear species, but one of the strongest it will take quite an effort to repel them. Then they will seend the grizzlies and the black bears. This will be thier main force.

So im asking you, as a people. Will you stand? WILL YOU FIGHT? WILL YOU PROTECT WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS? WILL YOU?

The choice is yours.


Fight the bears.