The Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Posted on: November 20, 2006, at 09:00:31pm

Its not the East Side or the West Side. No it's not. It's not the North Side or the South Side. No it's not. It's the Dark Side. That is correct. Keep frontin the Empire to all you Vada-hatas out there we'll blow your planet up.

What is thy bidding my master? It's a disaster! Skywalker we're after. What if he could be turned to the Dark Side? Yes he'd make a powerful ally. Another Dark Jedi. He will join us or die!

We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)
And you know we have it(Death Star). And you know we have it(Death Star).

Luke get your ass over here right now! Quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder. Where are them two droids I asked you to clean boy? Have you cleaned your room?

Uncle Owen I know I'm on probation, I've cleaned the droids can I go to the Hachi Station? I need to lay way on a power converter, but now you're treating me like a sccruffy Nurf-hearder.

Luke!use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah. Run to Dagobah. Luke!use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah. Run to Dagobah.

I'm Yoda. I'm a solda. I'll mold ya. I'll fold ya. I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes watch the X-Wing rise.

Yoda, why you being a playa-hata. You know i still must confront Lord Vader.

But Luke, not ready are you.

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew. So a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do. So Vader, I'm coming for you!

That's right R-2.
Set a new course, we're going to Cloud City.
Ah....that's some mighty fine Gin and tonic. Would you mind mixing me up another?

Excellent! now unleash your anger. You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.

Ow! Why did you slice off my hand?

It is imparitive that you understand. Obi-Wan would never bother, to tell you the truth about your father.

He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Then there is something that I must reveal then....
I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father

Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box!