Funny comebacks for hit-ons
Posted on: March 23, 2008, at 06:56:41pm

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Hilarious. How many of u GUYS been rejected like this

1. 1: abbiemonGoesRaWr
   Posted at 10:00pm on March 26th, 2008

   ROFLOLMAO. This is fucking awesome. xD
   *writes some down on a piece of paper*
2. 2: NinjaBear
   Posted at 10:35pm on May 21st, 2008

   Hmmmm, tricky.
3. 3: shikamarus.girl
   Posted at 7:55pm on September 22nd, 2008

   <3 it...thats cute!
4. 4: funmonkey54
   Posted at 9:55am on October 18th, 2008

   lololololololololololololololo
5. 5: Yee Yee-kun
   Posted at 9:59pm on November 14th, 2008

   Lets pick up some chicks!